I Got my Lobotomy at Claire's Eco Tote Bag

This tote bag says what your therapist already knows!

This tote tells the world you got your frontal lobe rearranged in a fluorescent-lit accessory shop across from an Auntie Anne's! Bring it to your psychiatry appointments! Bring it to your date with your sugar daddy who's 30 years older!

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room all of your baggage and other essentials like your emotional support water bottle and those expired werther's originals you've been carrying around since 2019. This tote can hold everything except your sense of impulse control!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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